James W. Meng

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Bumper Stickers

Honk If You Are A Fucking Idiot

I Love My Peasants



Russian History & Culture for the Federal Citizenship Examinations


An Honest Employee Review of Sotheby's and a Public Complaint to the United States Securities and Exchange Commission, United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, and United States Attorney General

TANDREW OF LIKIERMANIA: Ever wish you could help everyone avoid a fraud? So do I.

A Labor-Based Analysis of United States “Safe Country” Claims in Political Asylum Cases

Mikhail Gorbachev Is An Idiot

On Internet Fraud Committed at a Major Research University

Placeholders for an Execution: Proof of Concept for a 21st-century 'Oprichnina'

The "Rogozin Drill": A Meta-Discussion Of Technological Product Launches Circa 1920-2020

A Comprehensive Discussion of Bavarian-American Hick Trucks

The Shithole Garage

So You Decided To Buy An House In America.

That Time I Bought Alexey Kudrin A Bathroom Mirror, And Other Stories: A Guide to Political Asylum and Foreign Citizenship for Victims of the United States Government

Who Poisoned Viktor Yushchenko?

Poo Tan's Kool Gay Bar

Russia Should Invade Ukraine

I Explain Contemporary Ukraine To A GPT-3 Instance

The Russia Update: June 2022

Apparently I Am Supposed To Think That My Printer Has Been Stolen By A Rogue Penguin

Fuck General Hayden (A 2005 Morning Call)

Leadership And The Messianic Jew

OBITUARY: Twenty-One Years Of Cooning With Coony Loserbeth

The Russia Update: September 2022

If Re-Elected, Joe Biden Will Die In Office

The Ukraine Update: October 2022

On Brittany Griner: An Open Letter to Joe Biden

Algorithms vs. Logarithms

You Have A Fever But The Only Prescription Is More Crablockpipe

A 'Get Well Soon' Card

Vadim Krasikov & Other Matters Of Civilisational Housekeeping: An Open Letter to Olaf Scholz

Prince Edward Is Stupid And Gay

Ain't Nobody Dead Here Except Y'all [TRABLUMPKINS]

In Memoriam + On The Jews

The Navel-Gazier

Please Do Not Ever Buy A Toyota

Three Days


Linoleum Villas: The Parable of Europe's Dumbest Country's Dumbest Diplomat

The International Criminal Court Just Totally Delegitimized Itself

...And The FBI Are Even More Absurd Than I Would Have Previously Warned You They Are

Free Denise Nicole Frazier: An Open Letter to Joe Biden

A Grandmother's Dilemma: On Camilla

Adverse Selection Explained (Cullin' Nan)

Allow Me To Introduce My Nude Beach Animal Pestilence Theory Of Democracy

The Cock In Ass Are Looking For A Few Good Faggots

The Ukraine Update: July 2023

On Olaf Scholz: The Collected Letters (Are 'Germans Human?)

The Russia Update: September 2023

A Quick Note to Elon Musk

Fuck General Hayden, Part II: Here Is A Big Bank Stock You Can Throw In The Garbage


The Anus and the Indian

Fuck General Hayden, Part III: Senator Tommy Tuberville And The LSD Potatoes

"The Problem of (Open)AI"

The Four Types Of American Women

OBITUARY: Andrew "The Anus of the Jiggering Shithole" Likierman

Big Nig Drives A Big Rig (The Second Sotheby's Discount Code)

The Case Against Switzerland

On Inequality: The Warren Buffet Ultimatum

I Know Why The Caged Bush Paints

The Betrayal Of Poland By The United States Of America


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