THE
SHITHOLE
GARAGE

a book of arbitrage


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Full factory vehicle coding and diagnostics, anywhere. On a cloud server, through your smartphone. A forever end to your Bush-era BMW eternally overheating in the Burger King drive-thru, if you like.

Folks, this is really no joke. If we don't find a Chief Wiggerism Officer by 31 July 2022, this website will go down permanently. Find us a Chief Wiggerism Officer, folks. Fund our glorious Wiggerists, folks. We're literally better at everything than Jeff Bezos or anyone that works for him. That's a promise.

Folks, look, we never found a Chief Wiggerism Officer for The Shithole Garage, but lucky for us, and you, France decided that they liked our idea of a Wiggerism Company that scraps cars to take them away from peasants so goddam' much that Renault's gonna make their own Shithole Garage, folks, they're gonna "make" and by make we mean what Wiggers always mean, which is print and give money to other Wiggers, 2.2 billion euros real quick an' smart-like. Y'all need money, y'all gotta go to France, folks, let that be a lesson to you, and see to it y'all don't ever come 'round The Shithole Garage ever again, folks.


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