THE
SHITHOLE
GARAGE
a book of arbitrage
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A profound observational lesson in peasant connivance, from Himey and the Schwarzers: if you're not willing to increase the velocity of second-hand cargo cult luxury cars in the American economy by purchasing luxury cars at regular intervals, taking good care of them, and then selling them at massive discounts to entitled leftist gangbangers, Jews will declare war on you.
And if you try to keep your car around when in reality you have a problem along the lines of anything listed below, the National Security Agency will get you in the end - they like to apply "democratic" principles to the ownership of your car. I scrapped each and every car on this list when in fact the cars were effectively in the process of being stolen in broad daylight with government support. But nobody puts a gun to my head, and nobody gets to steal my cars. I started scrapping them after I won fights like this. Trust me, there are few things more rewarding than completely destroying a worthless peasant criminal's object of desire forever.
Don't let gangbangers become the people who own nice things and have the experiences that go along with them. Dig those graves yourself: don't let them come into existence and don't let them ruin the environment. Nobody in the criminal economy needs to be running around on a big engine and premium gasoline. Drive your car for a long time, then scrap it, and buy another one. Think about your purchase, take good care of it, and plan for its end of life respectfully and appropriately at The Shithole Garage. It's a carriage, not a disposable transportation voucher.
"I am completely insane and will do anything in my power to make you switch to Lexus at massive, personal financial disadvantage to you and you alone, while giving your old car to criminals" said a British Jew
1997 Jaguar Vanden Plas 4.0 SAJKX6241VC794750
1991 Jaguar Sovereign 4.0
"Because you have purchased a car that is not worth my time to try to steal in its entirety, I shall merely attempt to have platinum-filled parts of your exhaust system sawn off instead" said a British Jew
2001 Chrysler Neon 1C3ES46C81D284999
2004 VW Golf 1.9 TDI 9BWGR21J244014915
2004 Chrysler Sebring 1C3EL46X24N347500
"Because you have not purchased replacement exhaust parts, nor a new car, nor violated any emissions regulations" said a British Jew, "I must now regroup and attempt to forcibly remove you to another country entirely."
2004 Chrysler Sebring 1C3EL46X24N347500
1992 Chevrolet Lumina 3100 2G1WL54T4N1160311
"Because you have not managed to purchase a new car" said a British Jew, "you must suffer the alternative: being treated like a truck owner, as the vast majority of owners of vehicle owners with your specific General Motors automatic transmission are. You shall no longer have use of your vehicle's rear seats!" said this British Jew who had paid a rather massive bribe to local telecommunications authorities in order to use your home's own smart meter to update your car's firmware. "And if you try to use them, your vehicle will experience a total power loss! It will become completely immobile!" said this British Jew. "And if you are smart enough to thwart me by merely folding your back seats down so that the car becomes a truck that will go into gear again, just to suit the psychological experimentational needs of lonely, bored men in the Midwest, well, I will eventually begin to attack you personally! But until then you had better hope you have the circa 1999 ski storage package!" said the Jew
1999 BMW 528iA WBADM6334XBY29132
1997 BMW 528i WBADD5327VBV51101
2000 BMW 528iTA WBADP6343YBV63460
"Whoops, ripped your control arm practically in half with my towing hook, glad you can only blame your total engine failure on the American NSA and/or your insurer if you're smart enough!" said a British Jew's commercial representatives at a towing company retained by your insurer
2005 BMW 330xiA WBAEW53475PN40215
2004 BMW 330dTA WBAEX91050JW97306
"I am such a total fucking idiot that I am going to use an Arab crime ring to break into your car in front of a police station, steal a totally worthless and inoperable computer, and then, having failed repeatedly to successfully sabotage your car already, use my organized crime connections to prevent you from getting your car through next year's inspection!" said a CIA agent who got everyone caught
2000 Peugeot 306 VF37AKFXT32923398
